THE LOATHSOME BABY
My crowning achievement! A freakish Frankenstein monster I created in Photoshop.
If you have a good color printer, you have my permission to print this out. I suggest making it wallet size and keep a few with you so when you're out you can show off your baby. Try it sometime, but be very serious when you gleefully ask, "Want to see my baby?" to the friendly waiter. Then, watch the horror and disgust on a stranger's face as they become unable to respond properly. Loads of fun!